Back in 1932, website Australia faced a curious problem. A large flock of emus, those majestic birds, decided that the farmland in Western Australia was {prime real estate|their new home. The farmers were enraged, as these emus were razing their crops with insatiable hunger. a decision they came to regret, decided to call in the military. Soldier

The year eight hundred forty-five AD. A chill wind blasted across the Seine River, carrying with it the scent emanating from salt and fear. The Norsemen were upon us, a ravenous swarm of warriors seeking riches. Their longships, like beasts of the north, sliced through the waters, their banners fluttering in the wind. A city once proud now trembled